hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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