Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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