when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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