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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?

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• (310): View more from California

  totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"

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• (760): View more from California

  she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

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  i think i might be a female sloth

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• (716): View more from New York

  I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams

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  In case that's what u were picturing

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• (716): View more from New York

  You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?

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