i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches