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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Quoting wale wont save you from herpes

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(865): View more from Tennessee

that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?

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(646): View more from New York

Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom

(347): View more from New York

I can't even drink.

(646): View more from New York

The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.

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(719): View more from Colorado

"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud

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(253): View more from Washington

Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice

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