why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you win again, gameday.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever