Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.

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(440): View more from Ohio

last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"

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That was long passed due.

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(619): View more from California

My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.

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(773): View more from Illinois

why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...

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(917): View more from New York City

I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.

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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.

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