There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night