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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

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  so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

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  Thats gay

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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• (310): View more from California

  it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i think i scared a bird with my dick

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me

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• (716): View more from New York

  It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Pants off. Spirits lifted.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch

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• (914): View more from New York

  My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.

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• (909): View more from California

  ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

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