would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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