friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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