She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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