Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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