So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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