I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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