Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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