dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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