Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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