have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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