Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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