Say something about gay babies.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
