i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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