just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize