Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
a search helicopter?!
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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