I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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