ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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