try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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