can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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