Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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