The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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