its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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