You're my little dorito
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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