I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I need to stop coming to work sober
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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