sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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