making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
try to milk me bitch
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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