wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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