My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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