Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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