I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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