I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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