So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Randomize
