Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's blow job season.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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