my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
i think my cat just said my name.
im on a boat
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