he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
