Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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