Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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