I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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