But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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