hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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