I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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