Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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