Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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