Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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