if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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