He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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