Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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