So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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