around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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