if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
